I have heard it said that some bar owners are quite prepared to walk up to
anyone wearing Google Glass and smack them quite hard.
This might seem a trifle antisocial. There again, that's been said of
Google Glass.
And yet there seems to be a place where a touch of Google Glass violence
might actually be legal, and even welcome.
It's called the NFL.
Oakland Raiders punter Chris Kluwe is one of those who is a Google Glass
Explorer. So he's been wearing his glasses at training camp and shooting scenes
from the life of one of the few members of the team desperate not to get
hit.
Oddly, though, he believes that Google's glasses can withstand a hit. He
told Forbes that he's actually hit a couple of players in drills, while
be-Glassed.
Some might offer that the impact of being hit by a punter resembles that of
being hit by a Prada clutch. (Of course that's happened to me. It was,
apparently, an accident.) Still, it certainly opens the imagination to ever more
intimate glimpses of NFL action.
Kluwe has already posted some of his Google Glass videos to YouTube. They
are marginally more fascinating than videos of, say, Bon Jovi's keyboard player
wearing Glass.
Kluwe insists that Google Glass is a much more pleasant fit under his
helmet than, say, a GoPro camera. The Vikings' Adrian Peterson had a camera
embedded into his helmet this week. I have embedded the results below.
Kluwe believes that one day technology will allow players to have plays
projected into their visors. But where does it stop? Wouldn't it feel like
cheating if, as Kluwe suggests, quarterbacks would get a little flashing light
to tell them a receiver is open? Where's the fun in that?
Football, though, is a wild sport. And Google Glass can capture the
wildness with vast intimacy.
Kluwe told Forbes: "You can see the rush coming in, what it's like going
down the field. That's the revolutionary part. When you have the view of running
down the field with 21 other guys all moving at real time -- that first person
perspective -- no one has gotten that sense before. That's what people want. The
speed of the game, how chaotic it is."
Yes, people want chaos.
Which leads me to think about a potential kink in Kluwe's augmented
optimism. One can conceive of so many ways -- in so many sports -- that
in-headgear cameras could enhance the excitement. Baseball immediately comes to
mind.
Football, though, does embrace violence. The only thing is that the
players, bloated on ever greater dosages of McDonald's and narcotics, are
suffering greater short- and long-term injuries.
The NFL is ever more conscious of the fact that players are inflicting
heavier pain on themselves and others. The league is getting sued by players
over head injuries.
At what point might some Google Glass footage become too gruesome for
public viewing? At what point might someone say no to a close-up of a head
snapping back, an eye being gouged, or a groin being thumped?
Oh, what am I talking about? America loves violence. It's only things like
Janet Jackson's bare breast that might shock the Super Bowl-viewing public.
Just imagine if there'd been a Justin Timberlake Google Glass view of
that.
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